This is definitely one of my favorite poems. And don’t worry, I am not frustrated myself or something. 🙂
If I had a shiny gun,
I could have a world of fun
Speeding bullets through the brains
Of the folk who give me pains;
Or had I some poison gas,
I could make the moments pass
Bumping off a number of
People whom I do not love.
But I have no lethal weapon-
Thus does Fate our pleasure step on!
So they still are quick and well
Who should be, by rights, in hell.
by Dorothy Parker
I have to admit this poem always makes me laugh (or at least smile) when I read it. Am I a bad person now?